Monday, May 08, 2006

HARUSPEX INTERVIEW #5: AUGUR EMPTY

Besides the birds that begin to speak outside my window at 4:30 a.m., a time I am ending my nights lately, I have heard nothing from the avian sources these days. There is a sweetness to it, the sleepy goodbye goodnight goodmorning, and my eyelids close to the chirping.


photo by Rion Nakaya

But I have also been ignoring the act of asking. My ears are tuned to roaring, not subtleties. Maybe I've lost my respect for the oracular study. They are just birds. Just birds. Other things are carrying such concrete impact and I can't imagine the worth in the currents beneath, except that they carried me here and they will carry us further.

In this haruspex interview, I ask the signs to speak to me again. I will be watching and listening more carefully, I know that what runs beneath will power me farther than the violence of this new age, and I owe all that I have been encountered with to them.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

HARUSPEX INTERVIEW #4: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE

For my fourth foray into auguric interviewing, I turned to the internet. Striving to get past flakey birds, non-birds, and cryptic and depressing birds, I googled “psychic bird”. I found a sparse website featuring a portrait of Warner Brother’s Road Runner (the mascot for Time Warner’s high speed online service), and this claim:

Do you have a problem or an issue that needs resolution? Are you craving an answer to many of the great questions about life? Does your cat mysteriously stare at the wall and you wonder why? Whatever problems ail you or solution you seek, the Bird has the answer.


Below this claim is the entry field, where you question the “Psychic Bird”. So Time Warner thinks it can dabble in augury? Dangerous territory. Gaining the trust of the people "around" Maine, using the familiar violet plumage and wide-eyed moronic visage of an elusive yet nonchalant Saturday morning icon?


But when each reply goes no further than a positive fortune-cookie affirmation, can it really be so harmful?

Let us see.

AUGURY: Psychic Bird, What is God?
PSYCHIC BIRD: "Does your mother know about that?"
AUGURY: You mean, does she know about my spiritual investigations?
PSYCHIC BIRD: "Look to your heart."
AUGURY: Yes, ok.
AUGURY: Are you connected to a source of knowledge?
PSYCHIC BIRD:"That's how you catch diseases."
AUGURY: Umm.
AUGURY: Are we living in the end times?
PSYCHIC BIRD: "Maybe."

Psychic Bird. No better than an avian "Ask Eliza", computer therapist. As a 10-year-old using my old IBM, I would ask Eliza questions with lewd words, just to see her repeat them to me. And with the tiniest hope (despite my awareness of its futility) that she'd tell me something real.

Friday, September 30, 2005

HARUSPEX INTERVIEW #3: RETROSPECTION

Now, after the first bluebird interview and the third Larry Bird interview (completed while this entry was tied up with some minor legal issues), my determination began to wane. And I needed to bring it all back. The alternative haruspecial methodology I'm trying to develop here is necessarily more circuitous, more time-consuming. By putting down the sacrifical dagger, I forego the quick and straightforward technique of entrail deciphering. I must dwell upon what I am looking for and read the messages closely and carefully. But right now I feel I am still looking for answers without defining the question.

So this interview is working backwards, looking at a moment of augury that was handed to me, even before I began to pursue this calling in earnest. Election day, Novermber 2nd 2004, was a day when the question was implicit and the answer heavy with significance.

First I examine my journal entry from that day:

I got to work on time, and shortly after, a small bird flew into the store. No one knew quite what to do, and it flew around for awhile. I'm not sure what kind of bird it was. Grey, slightly bigger than a sparrow. Eventually it perched by the Gameboy games, and a security guard and I took it down. At first I held it closely so that it wouldn't escape, but as I walked outside and opened my hands, he didn't move. He perched on my finger and stared around. His wings looked intact, and I set him down by the park, and left him there in shock. He was so warm.


I had voted that morning in the polling station across the street, and sat all afternoon at work nervously checking news sites. The experience with the bird was so unusual, so jarring, that I--due to my own heightened sensitivity and eagerness for answers--desperately searched for meaning in its presence. Now I look again, and wonder where to start.

A grey bird, slightly bigger than a sparrow? There are no less than nine species of sparrows in the New York county according to the Audubon Society. Of course, this is all speculation, considering that my initial description was that the bird was slightly bigger than a sparrow. I may be barking up the entirely wrong tree, and looking in the wrong nest, as it were. Since identifying the species of the bird and any potential significance seems impossible, I can only now look back in memory to the moment again, and through retrospection glean the interview of sorts that happened.


  • It was flying wildly, stopping in corners of the high ceiling, flying into and up against posters for Jersey Girl and Pirates of the Caribbean.
  • The security guard and I were the ones who took most notice.
  • When it landed on the Gameboy games and stayed still enough, I reached up cautiously.
  • It offered no resistance as I held it gently between my palms, its head sticking out.
  • It was warm.
  • Birds' have quick heartbeats. They are functioning at a different speed, on a different time than we are.
  • I walked through the store, watching its eyes.
  • I looked for cars and crossed 40th street.
  • At this point it had climbed onto my finger and was perched there, looking at me.
  • Are you okay? Are you hurt?
  • heart-whirr. heart-whirr.
  • Do you want me to stay with you?
  • On the edge of the park in front of the library, I tried to coax it onto the stone ledge. It would not leave my finger.
  • Will you be alright?
  • heart-whirr. heart-whirr.
  • I placed him on the ledge.
  • Why are you here? Does it mean something today? Do you know what's going to happen today? Do you know what will happen after?
  • It did not move. It stood very still, in shock, heart-whirr.
  • I walked away across the street again, looking back. It had not moved.
  • By the time I came back outside hours later, it had gone. I checked the area to make sure it had not fallen or been injured.



We know how that day ended, looking through the windows of bars on Avenue A, seeing the color red spreading across the television screen.

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

HARUSPEX INTERVIEW #2: "LARRY BIRD"

On this third round of Haruspex interviews, I speak with a bird who's been around. I thought that his experience would qualify him to be able to share some avian wisdom with me. And if he didn't, and we had to resort to traditional methods of augury, I had my sacrifical dagger sheathed and ready.

So, tell me about the process of flight. Did it take long to learn?
I DON'T KNOW IF I PRACTICED MORE THAN ANYBODY, BUT I SURE PRACTISED ENOUGH. I STILL WONDER IF SOMEBODY --SOMEWHERE--WAS PRACTISING MORE THAN ME.

Are you able to talk about your time in the gulag system yet? What did you tell yourself to make it through that trial?
PUSH YOURSELF AGAIN AND AGAIN. DON'T GIVE AN INCH UNTIL THE FINAL BUZZER SOUNDS.

They had buzzers in the gulag?
YES.

Were you really in a gulag?
NO.

You once said "PLAYERS WILL SEE RIGHT THROUGH A PHONY.". Are you being a phony?
MAYBE.

Are you a player?
YES

Last time we came together, I lent you 50 dollars so you could buy some gas. You told me it would help you to concentrate on the oracles and omens I was trying to read. I think you were full of shit, and I want my 50 dollars back.
I REALLY DON'T LIKE TALKING ABOUT MONEY. ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT THE GOOD LORD MUST HAVE WANTED ME TO HAVE IT.

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My findings during this interview were not revelatory. Larry Bird is not a bird.

Friday, July 22, 2005

HARUSPEX INTERVIEW #1: "BLUEBIRD"


What if I tried a different approach to being a haruspex? What if instead of reading the flight patterns or entrails of birds, I asked them about their feelings? Here are the results from the first interview:

I AM A BIRD. MY FEATHERS ARE BLUE AND ORANGE. I WAS BORN IN AN EGG. FROM AN EGG. I HAVE A BEAK. I USED MY BEAK TO MAKE A HOLE. I LIVED IN A NEST. I COULD ONLY SEE THE SKY OVER THE EDGE OF THE NEST. WERE WE HIGH UP? I DID NOT KNOW I HAD A FEAR OF HEIGHTS YET. I HAD A LIMITED UNDERSTANDING OF SPATIAL CONCEPTS, ONLY SEEING THE SKY. MY FEATHERS WERE NOT GROWN IN. NOW I LIVE IN AN STUDIO APARTMENT. I AM FRIENDLY WITH MY NEIGHBORS. WE SMILE AT EACH OTHER IF WE PASS IN THE HALL. ONCE IN AWHILE WE MEET AT THE LOCAL BAR AND SHARE A BEER. THE BLOODHOUND WHO LIVES DOWN IN 4B IS NEW. SHE JUST MOVED IN ABOUT A MONTH AGO. I ASKED IF SHE NEEDED HELP MOVING IN, AND SHE STARED AT ME FROM UNDERNEATH HER DROOPY EYELIDS, SNIFFED THE AIR IN FRONT OF HER AND SAID "NO, I THINK I'LL MANAGE." I'M THINKING OF MOVING BACK TO THE COUNTRY, MAYBE BUY A HOME, LAY SOME EGGS. I KNOW I WON'T BE ABLE TO GET GOOD WEED AS EASILY, BUT I'M AT A POINT IN MY LIFE WHEN CLEAN AIR AND A CONNECTION TO NATURE ARE JUST REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME.

I don't really see anything prophetic in there. I think that bluebird was pretty
flakey.

Saturday, July 02, 2005

Counting Crows

One crow for sorrow, Two crows for joy, Three crows for a girl, Four for a boy, Five crows for silver, Six crows for gold, Seven crows for a secret never to be told.

  1. Sorrow. An unhappy event. A change for the worse. Maybe loss or a death.
  2. Joy. A surprise. A change for the better. Sometimes the finding of something.
  3. Marriage. A celebration. Sometimes the birth of a female child. Othertimes some significant event around a daughter.
  4. Birth. Usually the birth of a male child. Sometimes a significant event surrounding a son.
  5. Silver. Something costly. Usually a positive transaction.
  6. Gold. Wealth. Sometimes money. Maybe greed. Occasionally a negative transaction.
  7. Something of spiritual significance. Often a secret. In some cases witchcraft, or the performing of sacred rites.
  8. Something profound. Death, dying, or a glimpse of Heaven. A life-altering journey or experience.
  9. Something sensual. Passion, or forbidden delight. In some versions this is corruption, in others it is closer to temptation.
  10. Something extreme. An overwhelming sensation. Something paid in full.
  11. Uncertainty. Waiting. Wanting. May be in relation to a spiritual matter.
  12. Fulfillment. Riches (though not always of a material sort). A fruitful labor. Something completed. An end to a problem, or the answer to a question.


The practice of Crow Augury has been around for centuries. It is about predicting the future by counting the number of crows present at significant times. Sometimes the direction of their flight is significant, or the time of day at which they are seen. Complex rules have been drawn up by some augurists, while simple rhymes are used by others.

While 'Counting Crows' is a catchy phrase, crow augury may have started off as Magpie augury. The oldest rhymes, including at least one dating to the 1600's, deal with counting magpies rather than crows. The magpie rhyme seems to have been left on European shores, though. In North America, most people who know the rhyme use it in reference to crows.

Saturday, June 18, 2005

Study Lesson aka"Sacred Calling Birds on the Left"


AUGUR
In ancient Rome these were a special caste of priests who interpreted natural phenomena which was believed to represent messages sent from the gods. The natural phenomena, or signs, included flights if birds, patterns in clouds and smoke, and markings on livers of sacrificial animals. It is interesting to note the liver rather than the heart was considered the body's central organ. The position as augur was a very central one, as the Romans rarely did anything important without the consensus of the gods, as expressed in the auspices.

The ceremony of an augur "taking the auspices" was done before every public ceremony after Attius Navius impressed King Tarquinius. According to Livy, Tarquinius was involved in a Sabine war at the time. He thought he needed more cavalry to win, but he recalled a story about Romulus using an augur, so he thought he should do the same. He called on Attius, and asked him if he should add more cavalry. The answer was no, which upset Tarquinius. He was not convinced in the art of augury, so he asked Attius to do another, and to see if what he was thinking at the time was possible. The signs came back positive. Tarquinius thought he had Attius trapped, because what he had been thinking was that Attius should cut a whetstone in half with a razor. Attius did this immediately, and Tarquinius became a believer.

HARUSPEX

A religious official in ancient Rome who interpreted omens by inspecting the entrails of sacrificial animals.

The haruspices in ancient Rome were part of a group of seers or auguries whose official function was not so much to foretell the future as to work out whether the gods approved of some proposed course of political or military action. Nothing of importance was undertaken until the auguries had been consulted. Many omens were actively watched for, such as the flight of birds, the pecking behaviour of sacred chickens, or the sound of thunder. The Romans borrowed these techniques from their predecessors, the Etruscans.

Edward Gibbon, in The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, was disdainful of what he saw as the barbarous rites of the period: “Amidst the sacred but licentious crowd of priests, of inferior ministers, and of female dancers, who were dedicated to the service of the temple, it was the business of the emperor to bring the wood, to blow the fire, to handle the knife, to slaughter the victim, and, thrusting his bloody hands into the bowels of the expiring animal, to draw forth the heart or liver, and to read, with the consummate skill of an haruspex, imaginary signs of future events. The wisest of the Pagans censured this extravagant superstition, which affected to despise the restraints of prudence and decency.”

The second part of the word is clearly from Latin specere, to look at, but the first part is more mysterious; it may be related to Sanskrit hir, an artery. The technique is called haruspicy. Another word for it is extispicy, a word whose the first element we do know the origin of—it’s from Latin exta, entrails.


The asfertur shall begin the ritual with observation of the birds--a green woodpecker and a crow on the right, a woodpecker and a magpie on the left. He who shall go to observe the calling birds shall, seated, command the asfertur from the hut as follows: 'Demand that I observe a green woodpecker on the right, a crow on the right, a woodpecker on the left, a magpie on the left, birds on the left, sacred calling birds on the left.' The asfertur shall make the demand in these words: 'There observe a green woodpecker on the right, a crow on the right, a woodpecker on the left, a magpie on the left, birds on the left, sacred birds calling on the left, for me, for the city of Iguvium, for the station which has been established.' While the one who goes to observe the calling birds is seated in the chair, no one is to make a sound and no one else is to sit in the way until he who has gone to observe the calling birds has returned. If there is a noise or if anyone else sits in the way, he shall make the ceremony null and void.

Monday, June 13, 2005

Ancient Reference

Phrygians were the first to discover this art.[1] Its classes are: (1) Bird-augury; for example, when this particular bird flies, in front or behind, heading right or left, one would say what it means. Telegonus first wrote about this.[2] (2) Interpreting omens in the house, when there are things that happen in the house; for example, if a weasel or snake appeared in the house, or olive oil was spilt, or honey, or wine, or water, or ashes, or there was a grating of wood, or something else, it foretells such and such. Xenocrates first wrote collecting this.[3] (3) Interpreting omens on travels, as when someone explains things that happen on the way; for example, when someone carrying a particular thing meets you, that thing will happen to you. Polles wrote collecting this.[4] (4) Palmistry (hand-reading), as when, through the extension of hands and
palm stretched out, we say, from the lines, "You are making a baby" or something like this. Helenus wrote collecting this.[5] (5) The art of interpreting twitches is that recognized from the twitching of the body; for example, the right or left eye twitched,[6] or shoulder, or thigh, or an itching in the foot, or there was a ringing in the ear, it means this. Posidonius wrote collecting this.[7]



Διαίρεσις οἰωνιστικῆς. Οἰωνιστική: ταύτην εὗρον πρῶτοι Φρύγες. ταύτης δὲ τὸ μέν ἐστιν ὀρνεοσκοπικόν: οἷον ὅταν πετομένου τοῦδε τοῦ ὄρνιθος, ἔμπροσθεν ἢ ὄπισθεν δεξιὰ ἢ ἀριστερὰ νεύοντος, εἴποι τις, ὅτι τόδε σημαίνει. πρῶτος δὲ ἔγραψε περὶ τούτου Τηλέγονος. τὸ δὲ
οἰκοσκοπικόν, ὅταν τὰ ἐν τῷ οἴκῳ συμβαίνοντα: οἷον εἰ ἐν τῇ στέγῃ ἐφάνη γαλῆ ἢ ὄφις ἢ ἔλαιον ἐχέθη ἢ μέλι ἢ οἶνος ἢ ὕδωρ ἢ τέφρα: ἢ τρισμὸς ἐγένετο ξύλων ἢ ἄλλο τι, τόδε προμηνύει: ὃ συνέγραψε Ξενοκράτης. τὸ δὲ ἐνόδιον, ὡς ὅταν ἐξηγήσηταί τις τὰ ἐν τῇ ὁδῷ ἀπαντῶντα: ὅτι ἐὰν ἀπαντήσῃ σοί τις τόδε βαστάζων, τόδε συμβήσεταί σοι: ὃ συνέγραψε Πόλλης: τὸ δὲ χειροσκοπικόν, ὡς ὅταν διὰ τῆς ἐκτάσεως τῶν χειρῶν διατεινομένων καὶ
τῆς παλάμης, ἀπὸ τῶν ῥυτίδων εἴπωμεν, παιδοποιεῖ ἤ τι τοιοῦτον: ὃ συνέγραψεν Ἕλενος. παλμικὸν δὲ τὸ διὰ τῆς πάλσεως τοῦ σώματος γνωριζόμενον: οἷον, ἐπάλθη ὁ δεξιὸς ἢ ὁ ἀριστερὸς ὀφθαλμὸς ἢ ὦμος ἢ μηρός: ἢ κνησμὸς ἐν τῷ ποδί, ἢ πρὸς τὸ οὖς ἦχος ἐγένετο, τόδε συμβαίνει: ὃ συνέγραψε Ποσεδώνιος.

Sunday, June 12, 2005

Extra Definition

Augury, which means 'the art or practice of divination from signs or omens', and hence 'an omen, token, or indication', is a Latin derivative. The immediate source is Latin augurium, which is derived from a Latin base form augur.

In ancient Rome, the augures were official diviners, and were one of the four main groups of priests. Though they used various methods of divination, an augur would often use the flight or behavior of birds as a primary method. (Compare a haruspex, an originally Etruscan diviner who divined by examining the entrails of slaughtered animals. I personally find tea-leaves a much neater procedure.)

In English, augur is normally used as a noun meaning 'a soothsayer; prophet' or as a verb meaning 'to divine or predict' and also 'to serve as an omen of; foreshadow'. The historical use meaning 'a Roman augur' is comparatively rare.

The ultimate origin of Latin augur is uncertain. It was once considered to be derived from avi and ger(o), meaning 'directing the birds', but this is now usually considered a folk etymology. The
probable origin is from Latin augere 'to increase' (the source of English augment, among others), alluding to the growth or prosperity that successful divination would enable.

Saturday, May 14, 2005

A Little Bird Told Me.

I've decided to try my hand at augury. What secrets, what mysteries of the beyond and beneath lie in the grey bag of gizzards pulled from the throat of the thanksgiving turkey! And to think every year we simply throw away the tools to great oracular wisdom.




I should probably clip my fingernails.